Annoying things BRU shoppers say...

So being pregnant at BRU is an interesting thing. Guests seem to think they have the most clever & original things to say. My tummy is open for conversation. Joy. Now I don't mind the guests who ask when I'm due, what I'm having and say good luck. But then there are these comments...

• You picked a great place to work! 
  
• Is being pregnant a requirement to work here? 
• Is that (pointing to my belly) part of the hiring process? 
• I've never seen a pregnant lady working at BRU before! 
  
• You must get a great discount! (Yeah, like I picked this job 8 years ago for my oh-so generous 10% discount)
• You must spend your entire paycheck here!

Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head. I usually just smile, roll my eyes (when I turn around) and think "I hate you."