- You picked a great place to work!
- Is being pregnant a requirement to work here?
- Is that (pointing to my belly) part of the hiring process?
- I've never seen a pregnant lady working at BRU before!
- You must get a great discount! (Yeah, like I picked this job 8 years ago for my oh-so generous 10% discount)
- You must spend your entire paycheck here!
Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head. I usually just smile, roll my eyes (when I turn around) and think "I hate you."